Funny Follows Me

List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain.

1. I believe in God and am very spiritual.

2. I watch way too much Netflix and love to binge watch shows when my body gives out on me and I need to rest.

3. I am a natural born comedian which has been the reason people are drawn to me but my Sagittarius bluntness makes them run from me.

4. I have anxiety but it comes with panic attacks and people think that if you focus and breathe they dissipate. WRONG. It’s the body’s way of saying your mind is overload and can’t process. I isolate and take Ativan for it. Saved my life but its a daily struggle.

5. I get brain fog so bad that I just scrolled to see what number I was on.

6. The best Netflix show that I’m obsessed with is Manifest. I watched it through a hurricane with noise canceling earbuds and my neighbors got flooded but not me because I lived in a top floor.

7. I want to write a book but need help as to how to start but know that I can help people with my writings.

8. I’ve watched Friends so much on repeat that I duplicated my front door to be the purple door with the frame on it. I soothe my anxiety by watching it even if I’m in a different room.

9. I keep my friends circle small. I don’t trust others and have learned to be my own best friend and to love my time alone.

10. I love blogging and to have new people read what my mind is thinking. Thank you for reading all 10 things.