Funny Follows Me

Most would think a good to comfort food would have chocolate oozing out if it but my food is Trader Joe’s Popcorn. Not only is it gluten free but the minute I open a bag and touch that first handful (nobody should eat popcorn one by one) you instantly feel like your transported to a quiet movie theatre. A place where your goal is to sit and watch a movie and not think of your worries. Popcorn is associated with movies and fun and all things salty. On one of my worst dates I had a date tell me that there were 784 calories in a medium popcorn and that didn’t even include the butter which was like icing on a cake. After a full pre show the movies got dark and the guilt from popcorn shaming was so bad, he offered to get me that fattening popcorn. I declined and still went and got me those candies called Dots because they were less fat and calories. I hated dots. So the movie began and I had no popcorn. A few minutes later the date says try the dots. I tried all three flavors and only liked the red ones. So 5 more minutes passes and he taps me on my shoulder and says put your hand out. So I did and he gave me all the red dots. Point was that guy turned out to be a Douchebag so listen if you want popcorn or any comfort food-EAT it and more importantly buy it yourself. It will bring you great comfort and joy.