Funny Follows Me

Many years ago I was a full-time temp and knew the first day if I loved it or hated it.

Well, I got an assignment in the labor unit of the hospital. I was just taking over for a secretary but she refused to train me for fear she was to going to come back to a job.

So when I saw my office view was a beautiful huge white dog sculpture, I thought it was a sign. A sign to leave!!!! The view was of the dogs butthole!! See attachment

I’m a natural born comedian so I was cracking jokes all day and nobody was laughing. So, by the end of the week I asked to change assignments.

The last straw was going to new mothers while breastfeeding and asking for their insurance and get a copy of it. So, I walked in to a mother breastfeeding her twins and I thought I don’t think she has a free arm? It was horrible and that week I got my period early and had the worst cramps. Being around all those babies had my body ovulating like a ping pong machine. I left that job and never looked back!