Funny Follows Me

Writing my autobiography at my age. If I told all my family secrets there all still alive 😂. Plus, I want to write about all my ex’s and the experiences I went through.

I’m contemplating starting a podcast that we be off the hook with no filter. I’m sure people would laugh and feel better about their own dating stories after hearing about mine.

For example, one man I saw often whose name is “Douchebag” in my phone died from a car accident but came back to life and processed slow he said. So one day after being extremely critical of my weight, I asked him, “ we’re you a Douchebag before or after your accident?”. His response was fast and he said before. Case closed.