Funny Follows Me

Well they didn’t say living, right? For safety reasons aka I don’t want to be beat down I chose to describe my deceased grandmother to you.

She has been my main character in my life from birth and even as she is dead she still shows me signs and although hard to believe pushes things over. I won’t take you into the paranormal world, let me just take you to her life when she was here in the 3D world.

I have her middle name and that’s one reason why we are tied for eternity. She spoke broken English, could hardly write English and relied on my mother for all her book keeping.

One day she gives my mother a Lotto sheet filled out and I said, “wait, I thought you couldn’t write?” Well this woman learned not only how to play Lotto Pick 5 but she would say 50/50 double down. She kept the lottery slips near her bible and did win what she needed when she needed it.

There is much more to tell about her but for now I hope somebody laughed today. 😂