Funny Follows Me

My top 3 pet peeves. Well, this should be super easy.

1. People who chew gum and pop it or chew with their mouth open. It’s disgusting and the sound is horrific. Yes, This truly is a mental disorder and Kelly Ripa suffers from it, so before people start making fun of it; it’s documented to change the brain composition.

2. People who eat with their mouths open. Were you raised by wolves?

3. Lastly, people who don’t say thank you for holding the door open for them. I can’t hold the heavy doors anymore since I just don’t have the strength but believe me I try and I’m nice. I get more doors slammed in my face.

3 is the cutoff right? Ok? That’s enough for today.