Funny Follows Me

What’s something most people don’t understand?

People don’t understand ME! People don’t understand how I’m not married and have no kids at 51. The rude characters are usually on TikTok but that common question, “Your pretty, why are you NOT married?” It sounds like a compliment but then snowballs into a rude question.

As a Sagittarius, we do not like to be tied down. We need friends and lovers but marriage is not a high priority after years of being alone. I have no kids so I’m free to be and can have just ONE calendar to keep and that’s mine.

My point here ties to Taylor Swift, a fellow Sagittarius ♐️. Our birthdays are days apart but she is 17 years younger than me at 34.

My perfect match is an Aries man since another Fire Sign brings heat to the relationship. My dating life could be a book but my point is people need to stop looking at single people as lonely.

I love my own company and I know what self love is after 51 years. Why now, would I put a ring on it and constrict blood blow to my finger and possibly my life.

I have loved and been hurt so bad, I created enough love to know who now is allowed in my life and energy.

People think I’m an extrovert because I can tell a story well but I prefer to be alone since people drain my energy like a vampire.

I’ve watched the Taylor Swift Eras concert on Disney everyday since it came out because it lifts my spirit.

Today, I read that Taylor’s boyfriend is an Aries ♈️ and I thought, she found the perfect match and they both will make it work. I always give 100% of my love and if a man can’t match that energy, I will find unconditional love by adopting a dog.

Dog is God backwards and that to me is proof that God created them to give and receive love. So, when I do get my dog I will change my relationship status to in a relationship with a Dog. Sadly, my closest friends will think 🤔 damn which dog did she go back too? 🤣